You Fail College

June 17, 2010

Oh, and your grammar sucks, friend-with-really-bad-handwriting.

Filed under: crazy ideas,handwriting — youfailcollege @ 9:02 am

It took three people to decipher this. Believe it or not, our local handwriting expert (aka, the woman who works across the hall) concluded that it reads, “He gave alright material.” I concur, but with a small twitch in my right eye, and a head tic.

We ran into this “fellow” (I presume it’s a male student) yesterday with a word that looked like it could be “pehr” (which is how another student spells fart noises), “porn” (very inappropriate and made no sense in context), or “part”/”parts” (which made the most sense and we decided it was this one).


Please, sir, may I have some more?

Filed under: crazy ideas,spelling — youfailcollege @ 9:00 am

“More grade opportunities other than just tests, attendence, participation, quizzes, and weekly homework assignments”

That sounds like a lot of grade opportunities to me! And, BTDubs, it’s “attendance.”

June 16, 2010

Yes, please

Filed under: crazy ideas — youfailcollege @ 9:01 am

“Bring apple cider for all of us.” YUM!

June 15, 2010

It’s all Greek to me

Filed under: crazy ideas,Greek — youfailcollege @ 9:02 am

“An easier Language would be nice”

Dude, you picked it. There are two other (probably easier) options.

June 11, 2010


Filed under: Chemistry,crazy ideas — youfailcollege @ 9:00 am

For a chemistry class: “I would like to work with more explosive chemicals.”

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